I wasn't in the mood to write a post tonight, but when I got a certain email I just couldn't help myself. I was so excited I could kiss someone, but then I thought of the diseases I could get, so instead of kissing i'm going to post. First, I want to start things off with the email that got me so excited, so I hope it gives you as much pleasure as it did me:
Hey X,
You've talked about Preston and Bree before, but what's with this Savannah chick coming into the picture? A friend of mine heard him singing to her in the chorus room, and when she peaked her head in she swore she saw them kissing, but I thought he was in love with Bree? And what is with her anyway? She's spending all of her time with Derek, and haven't they kissed before too? Are they an item or something? I figured you'd know more about this than anyone, so what's going on?
( anonymous )
I had a text message come in saying the same thing, that
PRESTON ADRIANI had been serenading
SAVANNAH BALLARD in the chorus room, so I ran as fast as I could across campus so I could be there. By the time I did get there they were just talking to one another, and the amount of cute shit that was said between them had me almost sick so I had to stop listening. I hung around outside until the two were spotted leaving together, and I wouldn't doubt there had been some making out considering the smile on both of their faces. We all knew that Savannah was heavy into the singing and dancing scene, so what better way to get into her pants than to give her a private performance right? Must be the case since I saw them ducking in the dorms with a very distinct look of lust and desire in their eyes.
I don't blame him though since for the longest time he's had his eyes on
AUBREY JENKINS, and we all know she's nothing more than a tease right? WRONG, I asked in a poll how much of a hoe she'd been, and nearly half of you think she's a major hoe. I guess to get to the bottom of this we should ask
DARIUS WHITFIELD since he seems to be getting most of her action lately. It seems that everytime I turn around the two are hanging out together, and when they're not around each other they just look lost. Bree's not lost for too long when she finds
REED YOUNG, and since both play basketball there's that common ground between them, but a few of the players have been raising question about their relationship. Is it as innocent as they're leading everyone to believe?
The only one that seems to care who she is messing around with is Derek, but I can't understand why with him having his own play thing at his disposal.
CALEIGH MARCEAUX, a beautiful blonde, seems to be a good distraction from the brunette he's hung up on. That woman can be doing anything, but the second he calls she's right over there to do whatever he wants of her. Why would he even care about Aubrey when he's got a chick like Caleigh ready and willing to give him any and all attention that he'd need whenever? She would be the perfect girlfriend in my opinion, but only because she doesn't have a spine, but if one were to ever grow I could see her being an annoying pain in the ass like all the other chicks these days. Anyone else see those looks in her eyes when he's around other women? That's the look of love, and he's too dumb to realize that she's coming back for more because she's head over heels for him.
So in response to your email I will lay it out for you. Preston told Bree he loved her last year, and he has been wasting his time since then trying to get her to admit feelings for him. She's taking her sweet time with saying anything, so Preston is moving on with Savannah. Bree does not seem heartbroken since she has both Reed and Derek to dry her tears. Savannah is eating up all the new attention that Preston is giving her, and Caleigh eats up all attention that Derek throws at her, but he'll never settle for her so she's just wasting her time. Derek and Bree just need to sleep together and get it over with already, the looks they're giving each other are ridiculous and i'm waiting for the one of them to pounce, and since seeing Preston and Savannah going into their dorms together i'm sure something is going on there.
While on the subject of people jumping into bed together I thought I should mention
AVERY GRAVES. She is making a name for herself around the city, but it's still up for debate on whether it's a good one or bad. I heard that her and her close friend
LAZARUS KEPLER are hooking up, but she's not one to keep to one man so that is where
KEAGAN RICHARDS comes into play. She at least knew Lazarus before their encounter, but she and Keagan only met online and she was at his apartment within the hour getting down and dirty. Why can't I find chicks to bone online like her? I hang out in chatrooms and all I get are those horny old men pretending to be teenage lesbians. What the fuck is wrong with that? Avery girl, what chatroom you hanging out in so we can chat it up and hook up?
Hooking up seems to be a growing trend these days, and
JAMES ELLWOOD III is no stranger to the meaningless one night stands, but I don't think he was expecting something like this. Sources tell me him and
XAVIER CROWE spent the night together enjoying each others company. The two men drunkenly helped each other into a suite the night of the party, and some people on the same floor even complained about the noise levels, and if that's not enough him and Xavier were seen leaving the hotel together in the morning. I asked the help how things looked in the room, and all she could say were the sheets were a mess and there were traces of vomit on the floor. I'd say that was a night well spent, wouldn't you, or maybe it was just his way of trying to get over
KAYLA TODD. There are a few people that have made comment that he has a thing for her, but after their fight at the January Thaw i'm pretty sure he's in some pretty hot water. I'm surprised she didn't punch him. Being with
AIDAN WILDE has really softened her up hasn't it?
Guess who's back?
DORIAN DELANEY, and you'll never guess who the first person he ran into was! Oh wait, did you just say
JAMES WATSON, damnit and here I thought I could stump you. I heard they fought for a total of four seconds, and then after that James was forgiving him for leaving, and he wanted to pick things up right where they left off. This is not the first time he has forgave him for something though, or have we all forgotten about how his twin
JACOB WATSON stole Dorian's virginity claiming to be James? It's alright though, this time around I do not see Jacob getting in the way because he's got his attention set on another young man,
SEYMOUR YOUNG. He goes to school with James though so do you want to know what i'd do in James' situation? I'd go and get Seymour into bed before Jacob could get ahold of him, and then
maybe I would feel like justice had been served.
Last but certainly not least I have to say something about
TOBIAS BAKER. I could listen to him stutter all day, but not in the cute "it's so adorable" way, but moreso the "who in their right mind would put up with this shit" kind of way. I heard his father made an appearance on campus, and he did not waste his time taking frustration out on his son. Lucky for Toby
KOLT VALENTINE showed up on the scene in time to see his father there along with his bloody son. He took matters into his own hand as he grabbed the closest weapon, a pair of scissors I think is what I was told, and he was deadset on killing the guy had Toby not pleaded with him. Seriously? If someone beats the living shit out of you wouldn't you want them dead? Kolt listened to the stuttering boy and dropped the scissors, but apparantly Toby soon dropped as well and had to be sent to the hospital.
CHARLOTTE NORTH had perfect timing to this mess as she came in at the backend of it all and helped get Toby to the hospital, and guess what else I heard while there? Her parents want to adopt the man, but that could have just been a rumor with all the insane shit that happened.
I had only had intentions to reply to that email in this blog, but I had to throw some other things in there to appeal to the larger audience. I have many other things to mention, but I am going to do that at a later time so I leave you wanting more. You do want more don't you? I am going to start writing up the next post for the beginning of the week, so be on the lookout for that, and anonymous I hope I answered your question. If anyone else has a question feel free to send it in to me! I will answer each that I can in as short a time as I can! Don't be proud either and get those snitched rumors into me, and that'll get my posts up more frequent so you can all sit back and laugh at one another! I expect some shit in my inbox so start sending it to me now!
X
