Post by Mister ''X" on Feb 10, 2011 23:40:21 GMT -5
TOP SIX MOMENTS OF 2010!
[/font][/size][/blockquote]You seriously didn't think i'd let a year go by without even the smallest post did you? I thought long and hard, about an hour and a half, about what exactly should go in this post, but all I kept drawing were blanks. I have nothing that I want to say to you guys. How fucking sad is that? I have information that people are giving me, but i'm pulling that all together and putting it in one nice big package, so that leaves me with very little new material at this time. I know you're all probably asking "why doesn't he just give us that package of juicy shit now?", but it doesn't feel like the right time so i'm holding onto itfor now. This time around I figured i'd follow tradition and do a list of the best shit that's happened this year. I am not going to be like all those television shows that orders it though from 6 to 1. I'd just lose interest around number 4 or so, so as you read this remember they are in no particual order, but that does not mean you shouldn't laugh hard as fuck at all of these poor bastards. The numbers are technicalities and nothing more.
NUMBER SIX, the accident, this happened pretty recently so I think it should be the first one mentioned. KAYLA TODD and her twin sister KAITLYN TODD were going home (or so the story goes), and when they started to fight about CHRISTOPHER JUDD Kayla swerved and hit a truck head on. This is where I would usually make a joke about women drivers, but i'm lazy tonight and have a bunch of other shit to mention so i'll move on. Turns out the impact knocked the lights out of Kayla as she ended up in a coma, and all her sister ended up with were a few broken bones and scratches. Kaitlyn had just broken up with Christopher, so when CARTER ANDREWS came into the hospital she had a plan, but little did she know back on campus Christopher had a plan of his own. Turns out the both of them kissed other people, but that only fucked things up for them for a little while before they ended up sleeping together on New Years Eve. How cute, virgins taking the plunge together, just the idea sounds horrifying.
NUMBER FIVE, baby magic, does anyone remember that Giovannacrazy bitchchick? This had to be one of my favorite events to follow because it was so fucked up. This chick claimed that she was pregnant with AIDAN WILDE's child, and he actually believed her without needing any proof. If it were me I would have watched her piss on a stick just to make sure she wasn't bluffing. I may be a sick fuck but I don't have kids around so guess i'm doing something right. The chick went on to tell the entire school she was carrying his child, and that did not sit well with his girlfriend KAYLA TODD. Shit hit the fan and that relationship was down the drain, or at least we all thought it was until they slept together! She must not have been all that great since Aidan went out ring shopping with all intentions of asking Gi to marry him. They got as far as engaged before she snapped and told him the truth, and after that the crazy bitch left the school and Aidan's been picking up the pieces of his life. He still doesn't have his shit together so it makes him a fun one to watch.
NUMBER FOUR, love struck, around this time last year our leading lady AUBREY JENKINS was striking it rich in the love department. Her ex boyfriend Marcus had just told her he loved her, and NEIL FELCONE was obviously crushing on the brunette, but that did not stop her from asking her best friend PRESTON ADRIANI to take her to the valentine's dance. Marcus wasn't all too happy with that, so for revenge he brought along that Gi skank to piss Bree off. It worked and a fight erupted between Bree and Marcus, emotions flying high and her date Preston in the wings ready to step in when needed, but it didn't get that far as Bree walked off leaving Marcus to marvel in his victory. Turns out Preston told her he'd loved her too once the two had gotten to the dorm, and all she did in return was force him out of her room. How can someone who has all these men going after her be so damn miserable? Marcus left school, heard it had something to do with rehab, and it seems Preston's starting to move oncan we say Savannah Ballard anyone?Neil is off campus now and living his own life, so where does that leave Bree? As alone as she was when she came to Jackson High in the first place, but serves her right when she couldn't make up her damn mind.
NUMBER THREE, glitter junkies, this one is very recent but still deserves it's time in the spotlight. CHARLOTTE NORTH and her ever-growing list of angels had a glitter rave (if that's what you'd call it), and so much shit went down within just that one night. I think my favorite part of the night was when DYLAN MERCIER accidentally punched his boyfriend BRAEYDON ALLEN instead of some other poor sap there, my sources are saying ZANDER SLATER should have been the one to get the slug. I don't know what happened between Charlotte and Zander, an old power couple of Jackson High, but some sources have said it had to do with him kissing another woman? Charlie did not take that too lightly and kicked his ass to the curb, but it did not stop the man from showing up at her rave. Bad idea, or maybe it was more of a bad idea for Braeydon considering he's the one that was punched. Did I hear something about an engagement at the rave too? TOBIAS BAKER and KOLTIN VALENTINE are planning to tie the knot, but why not just tie each other up instead and avoid the hassle of a marriage license? It's not like that marriage is going to last long enough for the pen to even dry, but to each their own I guess. The rave was a treat that I hope to see more of, and I am especially going to be keeping up to date with those couples seen there.
NUMBER TWO, shouting match, I can not do a top five without putting CARTER ANDREWS and TIMOTHY WRIGHT in there! These two have been a topic of discussion from day one, so it's about fucking time they're an item. I've heard they're afraid to even touch each other now, but before their feelings came out into the open they couldn't keep their hands off the others body, so what the hell is that all about? Turns out Carter was the one to admit his feelings first, I had my money on Tim but as long as it happened it doesn't matter who said it first, but he could have found himself giving his exclamation in a more private setting. The dumb bastard hollered out his true feelings infront of all NYC, and within minutes he was sure the news was getting back to his father. I wish they could have waited until I was outside to see it go down, but from what i've heard it was humiliating so that makes me happy. I haven't heard much else about them, but after all these years of avoiding the subject it finally happened. Carter grew some nuts, but i'm sure they'll soon be chopped off and put on the table as a centerpiece. It's not like he needs them around Tim since he's pretty much been the others bitch since day one. I don't think they've slept together, but that's just my personal opinion considering how awkward they were acting with one another at the new years eve event. Silly little gays, I mean guys, nothing wrong with some men batting for the other teamother than the fact they need to just fuck and get it over with so we can all be happy.
NUMBER ONE, dating auction, by far one of the best events around here! I remember the chicks bidding on other chicks and all I could think about was what was happening behind closed doors. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall during one of those dates. Top bidder of the night, this is going to surprise a lot of you so please hold onto your hats, was DARIUS WHITFIELD, and he spent the money all on a night out with Aubrey. I think he wasted his money but at least they made out or something right? I doubt her kisses are worth that much money, but then again maybe that's not all that happened. Charlotte North was also bought by Carter Andrews, but that was a boring date since he brought her to the most obvious option, the radio station. Who would have thought that two people who were into music would spend their night at a radio station, how predictable, but since the man is more into woo'ing the other males it's more than likely he just didn't know how to act around women. How fucking lame is that? We had some pity bids, both ABIGAIL COLLINS and that red head dumbass chick who went first were bought only so they'd get off the stage, and by the end of the auction the teachers were left as mere scraps the cheap ass folks could pick up. I think the funniest date of the night had to be BRITNEY COLLINS and NOAH SU though, polar opposites, but they're keeping it pretty hush hush what happened that night on their date. Could Noah have finally lost his V-Card? I doubt it, but if that is the case I hope he goes and gets that shit checked out, Britney's not the cleanest girl around.
So there you have it! I know there are many more memorable moments that were around here, but for now those are the ones that have me laughing the hardest. I have a few things that are in the works for this weekend, it's going to be rather busy for me, so that should make you all extremely happy as you think of all the awesome things I could expose. Well awesome for me but pretty shitty for you I guess, but that's just how I like it so you're going to have to deal with it. I am going to start posting more frequent, and they are going to always be changing. I am going to post more like these, lists of this sort or another, and i'm also going to be posting photos and other random shit that I can think of. This was just a don't forget about me post, so it's probably shitnot that I care. I will leave this with an open question; what were some of your most memorable moments around here this past year?I can pretend like i'm listening while I sit here eating this corndog.
Keep looking back at this space for gossip and everything else I find interesting enough, and feel free to respond with whatever you'd likefuel my fire!Remember to keep giving me information as well about what's going on around here! The ones who have sent me shit and I haven't written anything have no fear, I have a post for all that info too, but I am waiting for the perfect time to post it. HappyXAnniversary/Birthday!
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