Post by Mister ''X" on Feb 1, 2011 23:31:51 GMT -5
It's a new year, it's the same ol' crummy town. Now I know most of you have missed my kind observations of the community so lets begin again. With all the dirt I got, I swear some of you need chastity belts. Can no one keep it between their legs? Not even me.
Let' start off with some news on the lighter side. After many years of painful obvious flirting and some recent lip locking, Timothy Wright and Carter Andrews are finally an item. THANK THE LORD HALLELUJAH! I can finally stop hearing about Carter batting his eye lashes and Tim not getting a hint! No longer do we have to watch 200 episodes of the same shit all the time with no action anywhere. These two were spotted at the New Year's Eve Ball where I couldn't tell which one of them was the women that night. Now all we have to do is wait for them to get locked up in a classroom and get it all night. Second thought, 5 minutes with Carter being involved.
Another couple to reappear is Kaitlyn Todd and Christopher Judd. If you weren't aware, the two had broken up after a devastating car accident in which Kayla Todd entered a coma. Without hesitation, Kait dumped off with Chris and then dragged Carter into a make out session. She's probably disappointed with that. Anyways, Chris wasn't innocent in this either. He went off the comforting arms of our favorite hoe Aubrey Jenkins and made out with her. And even after all that, the two got back together in New Year's Eve. Not just that, Kait has finally earned that Chanel she be dragging. As soon as the two said the L-word, they couldn't wait. That's right, their v-cards have been revoked. The clock didn't strike 12 and the two finally did the deed. For those of you who thought Kait was going to be a virgin till she got married, time to pay up.
When there's a party, there's a drama. We now go into the rave scenes who we start off with Godzilla of a man Dylan Mercier. The guy was expelled from his last school in Cali. What does he do now? He tries to punch some guy and somehow accidentally punches his boyfriend Braeydon Allen. How do you accidentally punch someone? The steroids probably weren't working with Dylan well today. Looks like they like it rough. I hear they got together after a spiked drink ended up in Bray's hand and Dylan “helped” Bray go home. No, Dylan didn't spike the drink but it looks like he took his chance with it.
Also spotted at the rave was Tobias Baker and Koltin Valentine. Toby's a freshman and Kolt is a senior. Guess what? Their fucking engaged. That's right. These bastards are already planning their futures together. What the fuck is up with this. They ain't going to make it. Kolt, who is known to hoe around is gonna cheat on Toby. Another betting poll is up for grabs here.
Now for some things in the light side for the kids of Jacksonville High.
Sometimes I wonder why I ever write about people like these but you send these stuff in folks. Noah Su and Eleanor Smitt have been spotted hanging out together. Something about doing laundry together. Any chances off Noah trying to see Ellie's panties? Unfortunately I doubt it. The two met in the NYC trip and then met off again in the Secret Santa Party? The girl gave the boy a pair of shoes, they danced and then something actually interesting happened. They ended up under the mistletoe and yes, they kissed. That's about it. With Ellie being a dancer, who ever gets her into bed will be happy with the moves she got.
We got the Pitt's sisters now. Hope Pitts and Alexi Pitt who both seemed to have crushes. Hope met Gage Ruben at a music studio and there the crush began. Is it something about a love song that makes anyone get into the mood I really don't get it but hey, the sophomore might score. Alexi is rumored to have a thing for Carter Andrews where they met during the January Thaw Party. Tim better watch his back with this girl.
Joshua North, Charlie's little brother has gotten out of rehab. We got another Amy Winehouse in our hands Jacksonville. This one comes with his ex-girlfriend. Not much info here, much more to go with later on.
We mentioned Kayla Todd being in a coma, well she got out. She woke up to her sister and Carter making out. She might be glad about that. I mean she never liked Chris so might as well go with the man with the girly hair. She went off home and then return to Jacksonville to discover James Ellwood the Third moved into her dorm. The guy is gonna make some moves on her so someone put a camera in that room for me.
And for our local news.
The local music producer, Draven Rush was thought to be engaged to a miss Sunday Black. The guy came out with a shocker with sleeping with his high school buddy Kade Knight. I see a pattern. Another a girl who likes a guy who likes a guy. I don't get it but hey, this aint my area of expertise. Draven is rumored to have slipped a pill into a Nathan Sullivan in the high school years where he took advantage of that. He tried it with a Benjamin Allen but it didn't work with him. What the hell is Kade thinking? Maybe he likes the hoes. Well Draven is sure proving himself to be one.
Charlie North broke up with Zander Slater. Why? He kissed another girl. The dude tried to get back with her but she isn't going to take it. She's moving on. To something older. Reports show that Miss North was staying over at a teacher's house. A Benjamin Allen. We got ourselves a little Florida action here. I can't wait for the staff to find out about this.
Britney Collins , is working on her GED and seems to have an eye on a guy she works with. She's another one inside the drug world. So she's probably going end up in rehab before she gets any action from this guy.
Benjamin Brennan the mechinc player has his ex in town. A girl who broke his heart and led him to the ways of sleeping around. Well he's better now. The guy was fliting with the school nurse Kennedy Adams who has her own problems. Maybe he's going to ask for a threesome from the two.
McKenna Jameson is planning her kids a birthday party. At a karaoke bar. Poor kids, going to be blasted by guys singing Journey all day. Although, she seem to have been playing too nicely with the owner, Ethan Sinclair. Was it just for some coloring pages or is there more going on here?
Our graduate, Neil Felcone has druggy for a roomie. The former druggy is now hosting a drug addict and he doesn't even know it? Can we get a little David Hasselhoff from Neil soon? He is going to get back into the drug world. Mr.X predicts it.
Melissa Wright and Rebecca Wright have turned up in town. The sisters of Timmy Wright seen to not get along well. Melissa doesn't approve of Timmy's relationship with Carter and although some say she's making a 180, Rebecca doesn't buy it. Its 2 against one here.
And with that, I bid you a farewell for now. You guys must be more fucked up then the people from Gossip Girl. If you got any more tips, remember to send them in.
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