TAKE A BITE (OUT OF THE BIG APPLE)

[Mister ''X"]

T'is the season to be skanky jolly, fa la la la la, ho ho ho ho. When I first heard that the school was paying for a trip to the big apple this song started to go through my head, and when I was given the room assignments I could barely believe them. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me and I even made an eye appointment to have them checked. Turns out the vision is fine and these claims are accurate, so I have to ask myself are the staff seriously stupid enough to let some of these people room together? The trip is only for an extended weekend, but do you know what can happen in such a short period of time? I expect to see one pregnancy at least coming out of this trip. Instead of putting chocolates on the pillows the hotel might as well put condoms down. It'd be just as nice and would make for easier clean-up by the maids the next morning. I sound like a damn scrooge though so let's just get to the facts shall we?

James Harrison , Phoenix Dentton , Morgan Holloway , and October Harrison.
The names on my list under Room One and I can't help but laugh at one of them inparticular. Morgan Holloway, isn't she that one with the pillow under her shirt? I know it's not actually a pillow but instead a precious bun in the oven, or buns to be technical, but then again how precious can they be if there's talks she's going to give them up for adoption at birth? I'm not too certain about this though, very unreliable rat this time around, so I guess we'll all just have to wait a couple of months to find out what she does if you're really that interested. I almost feel bad for her roommates since the other three have been staying under the radar, but NYC is a much bigger campus than Jackson High and i'm sure it won't be long until they do something that i'm all over. Word around campus is one of thems fighting a drug problem, but it's hard to say which without being certain. It's always the quiet ones you have to worry about though, so I am going to keep a good eye on this group during the trip. Something is bound to happen within these four students, so let's just hope i'm around when it does.

Carter Andrews , Timothy Wright , Charlotte North , Acadia Memphis
The names on my list under Room Two and I could not be happier! This is the kind of sick sadistic shit i'm talking about! It seems each person in this room has one thing or another wrong with them, so maybe we should just bolt door number two shut the entire time so these guys don't bring the rest of the students down with their doom and gloom? First off we have Acadia, how can I not start with her when her hair makes her stand out like a soar thumb? I heard she had one of those Britney Spears Breakdowns but instead of shaving it she just dyed it the most outrageous color she could find. Must be about a boy right? How about more like the whole male gender, the girl seems to have major issues when it comes to the male population, so maybe that's a huge reason why she's bisexual? This is where Charlotte enters, those girls are attached at the hip, if not best friends they're damn near close, so you can't help but wonder what's going on with these two behind closed doors? Sure Charlotte has a boyfriend but does that seriously matter these days? I just hope the mans not jealous considering her close friend Lucas North seems to be back around, so what's going to happen when those two start hanging out more? Maybe that's why she rushed to go on the trip and get out of Jacksonville, it'd spare her from having to face both Zander and Lucas at the same time. What is it with these girls having boy issues? It seems to be the growing trend of the room though, boy issues, since poor Tim has his own boy problems since the other day when he went to visit Kayla in the hospital. The poor bastard ended up walking in on Carter with his tongue down Kaitlyn Todd's throat in the same room as her comatose sister. The chicks sister is at deaths door and she's making out with Carter in the bed next to her, and what should happen other than Kayla waking up and Tim walking in at almost the same fucking moment! How insane is that? This is the kind of shit I live for, and I know it'll only get better with them being back in their hometown.

Seth Dubois , Darius Whitfield , Aubrey Jenkins , Summer Dubois
The names on my list under Room Three and I feel like playing the game one of these things is not like the other so let's have a go at it. You have Seth, geek extraordinaire, Derek whose a glorified manwhore, Bree who is a straight up hoe, and last but not least Summer who is a stripper. A geek, manwhore, hoe, and stripper? What the hell did Seth get himself into in this room? I have to wonder why he'd choose to room with his twin anyway out of all the other people going on this trip, but this is not the only sibling pair so must be hanging out with family is the new in thing to do, or maybe it's just because he has no friends and has to cling to her for companionship. Summer, now that is a girl that has tons of friends if by friends you mean STD's. I feel bad for her roommates having to share a toilet seat with her, and poor Bree being the only other female has it the worst. Better hope there are those seat protectors in the bathroom. Speaking of Bree though I find it hilarious that her and Derek are rooming together! Is it just me or are these two practically insparable lately? You can see them practically undressing each other with their eyes, so maybe they'll just get it over with and sleep together finally in the big apple. I'm sure Summer wouldn't mind joining in on the fun, but poor Seth'll have to sit this one out and read his comic books.

Rafiel Cristiano , Christopher Judd , Analeigh Nava , Mildred Weinstein
The names on my list under Room Five, and whenever I think of these four all I can see is them singing christmas carols around the fireplace (if there even is one). Ana would of course be dressed in some skimpy outfit, she has got to be one of the sluttiest virgins i've ever met though she'll never be able to pick me out of a crowd, but she's hot so she can get away with it. Rafiel, well he's just one of the men trying to get into her pants, and she does nothing more than serve him a dish of hell no along with those cookies and sweets the two keep making together. You can't blame the man for trying can you? My question is after he finally gets what he wants out of her, her virginity of course, what's he going to do with her? Just toss her aside and move on to the next chick he finds attractive? It's what i'd do, she's too much of a bitch to stick around. Speaking of not sticking around Chris is coming to NYC fresh from a break up, but that doesn't mean the mans not already back out there playing the field. Word around campus is him and Bree made out on the trail while they were comforting each other. Am I the only one that finds it funny that instead of going to the hospital they both run off into the woods? It seems only fair that after saying something about running off I talk about Mildred, that fashion disaster has me heading for the hills when I see her in the hall, but there seems to be one person who actually follows her around like a lost puppy it'd appear. I guess i'd stick around her too if I was dumber than a box of rocks and needed someone to do my homework for me. It's so obvious that this chicks got it bad for him, and it being Mildred I see some big production coming out of all this, like a concert in the hallway as she declares her love for him. Better make it obvious Mildred, I don't think the man is capable of getting it any other way.

Christian Ashford , Preston Adriani , Savannah Ballard , Peyton Mcdonald
The names on my list under Room Six, and I have to admit i'm a bit surprised with this group. They're all actually nice people, so you wouldn't expect that much drama in this room would you? That's where you'd be wrong, turns out that since Christian made his way to the city he's been getting himself into a lot of trouble, and when parents are mentioned he gets rather pissy, so could he have parental issues like every other spoiled rich kid around here. I am anxious to see what sort of trouble he can get himself into, or more importantly who his partner in crime is going to be. I can almost assure you that it won't be one of his roommates, or at least not Savannah since I don't even think she knows how to get into trouble, or at least intentionally anyway. I've noticed that Savannah and Preston are starting to hang out a lot more, and when they're not around each other people are saying that they still constantly talk about one another, so could this spell trouble for the Preston / Aubrey dynasty? I see Preston has a type though, basketball players, since he seems to be moving through the roster. This whole ordeal should make for a fun basketball season, and I don't know about all of you but i'm sure as hell not going to miss a game! I guess I should mention Peyton before I move on as well, the girl walks around like she's lost all of the time, but then again she probably is as she's looking for her next male to try to seduce. I noticed she went to Derek's room a while back, but not sure if anything came from that, but lately she's had her eyes set on one of the older men around Jacksonville, Andre Lockhart has her tripping all over herself and she's crushing pretty hard on him, but does he feel the same way? We should ask his best friend Britney Collins, i'm sure she'd give us an answer, but only question is would it be one that Peyton wants to hear?

Noah Su , Emeri Monroe , Ellie Smit , Abigail Collins
The names on my list under Room Seven, and I honestly don't expect too much to happen in this room. Abigail, well I know nothing is going to happen with her because she's almost eighteen and hasn't even been kissed, and the most trouble she's gotten herself into is stealing a cookie before dinner I bet. What a rebel without a cause she is -rolls eyes- someone needs to teach that chick how to act her age. It sure as hell won't be Noah though, am I the only one that caught them running around at the elementary school one day playing on the equiptment? Seriously? I have to wonder what Noah's father would have to say about that encounter, but maybe Noah is re-living his entire childhood because he never got to have one back home? It doesn't help that we're throwing Emeri into the mix of the room because he seems to be a kid at heart too. Does this all mean that they packed their GI Joes and Barbies and are going to spend the entire trip hanging in their dorm playing? I'm sure to keep things interesting Emeri could have packed a light saber or two into his bag, but seriously what is NYC without an epic light saber battle right? Ellie is so clueless that she'd probably grab some popcorn and sit back on her bed and just watch it thinking it'd been an actual movie or something. I swear the girl is right there with Mildred's boy toy, dumber than a box of rocks, but at least the girl can dance so she's got something going for her. I could see her standing up and trying to teach them all a dance to pass the time, but really the only one that'd make a good partner at this point would be Noah who I have seen dancing on several occassions when he thinks nobody is watching. I wish I could set up a camara in their room just to catch everything because something tells me this group can't stay innocent the entire time, so anyone care to put money on who cracks first? My bet is Ellie, she's the least innocent and most likely to corrupt Noah.

Garritt Cromwell , Zane Darvo , Mia Ellwood , Kaitlyn Todd
The names on my list under Room Nine and again i'm somewhat confused about these pairings. First of all i'll start with Zane, and the first question that comes to my mind is what in the world is he even doing? I barely see that man around campus, he's always hiding out in his room i'm told, and yet he's going to get on a bus and go up to NYC with a group of people? Why? So he can just hide in the corner of the hotel room instead? I guess it's not bad for a change of scenery every once in a while, but having him around would just seem depressing if I were his roommates. I'm sure Mia would disagree though, the girls got her eyes set on helping Zane out of the funk he's in, but can it really be done? I mean the guys been through a lot so whats to say just one chick is going to come into his life and change it all around? Good luck Mia, can I just say that I think you've bitten off more than you can chew? How long until you get bored and move on, and then where does that leave Zane? Further down the path of destruction than he'd started, but if that happens at least i'll have some exciting well for us anyway shit to talk about right? Zane isn't the only depressee in the room this trip, Kaitlyn Todd has left for NYC without a boyfriend or a twin by her side, talk about lonely huh? That doesn't stop her from macking on her ex'es enemy, and i'm sure she even has her eyes set on a few people this trip. I know that Chris is going to be around too, so what is going to happen when these two run into each other? We all know it's going to happen, just don't know the specifics, but i'm sure it'll get heated rather quickly and then who knows, aren't they both virgins? Well unless if Garritt gets to her first and works his magic. He's rooming with her sister so he could play the whole I miss her so much card and get on Kaitlyn's good graces, since that's all Carter had to do for her tongue down his throat, and from there i'm sure he could work some more magic and get her into bed. I would salute Garritt if he could get her into bed, too bad she wasn't as easy as her sister right? All he would have had to do was giving her a pack of poptarts and she'd be stripping already. All I know is Garritt has a hell of a lot more play than Carter so if he can't get anything more out of her i'll be disappointed!

So there you have it, the list at the moment, but of course there could be students who sign up at the last minute or some shit like that. It doesn't matter to me since I will keep this thing updated with all the juicy shit that goes on since yes I am rooming there personally so have fun trying to find me. The posts to follow will not be as long, but that is because I want to keep this thing going and up to the minute. If something happens to you do expect it to be broadcast to the world as long as it takes to get that information back to me, and for me to get it wriitten up on here of course. Don't let that keep you from having fun though because if I feel you're holding back i'll just post anyway, so would you rather the things I say be truth or rumors? The choice is yours but do know that I don't mind, either way i'm having a blast exposing you for who you really are. I need to finish packing though, wouldn't miss this trip for the world, so you must excuse me. Let me leave you with this, have fun on your trip i'll be watching you.

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[Mister ''X"]

Again I have to ask: what were the staff thinking? Not even ten minutes since the grand arrival and I'm already stationed outside of room two, struggling to keep tears of joy from streaming down my face. If this is how they're starting off, I can't wait to see what sort of fun the rest of the trip holds! Tim got here first - conspicuously Carter-less - followed by Acadia (whose hair is now the color of a slush puppy). Is it just me, or is she wearing a crapload of cover-up? Let's hope she hasn't gone Rihanna on us. Then, of course, Charlie bursts in looking like she fell into a vat of bubblegum prozac. That doesn't even make sense, people! Do these girls think they're making a statement or something? I wish you could've heard her yelling when she saw her dear Cadie all battered up, though. Unfortunately, Carter chose this moment to swing by so I didn't catch all of it... something about Will. Whatever, I was too distracted by the tension in that room to really care; I had my ear nice and close to the door when Carter tried talking to Tim, and let me tell you, he's not going to be forgiven anytime soon. Not if Tim's willing to deal a blow straight to the gut by pulling out the daddy issues card. Stay tuned, it can only get better from here!

[Mister ''X"]

I thought you were supposed to leave the sour moods home on trips? I guess Carter hadn't gotten that memo as he about plowed me over while storming down the hall away from his room. I clocked him as being in there for only about five minutes before running away, so i'm guessing it had something to do with that arguement the two had just barely. Carter, i'm going to be nice and let you in on a little secret, if you don't want others to know your business you might want to learn how to whisper, or better yet make sure you two are alone with nobody listening right outside the door. I really wish I could have been right in there to witness their little show, and if you add Acadia's and Charlotte's drama it's like the room's a double feature of dramatic goodness. Speaking of Acadia did anyone else hear her when she told Tim that she'd actually forgiven that ex of hers for beating her senseless? The man must have knocked out some braincells since who in their right mind would forgive someone for doing that? I feel bad almost for Charlotte since she seems to be the only one in there not boo-hoo'ing about relationship drama, but isn't that man of hers back home? I could have sworn I heard her say something about how it killed her to see him around other women, so one can't help but wonder what she'd go through even just thinking about him with someone else while she's far from him. What's that saying, while the cats away the mice will play?

I was almost relieved when the drama started to die down in room two, it meant that I might have at least gotten to get settled in my own room, but as if cued Aubrey started down the hall towards her room, and if there's anything I know about Bree it's that drama always seems to follow her. It was a lucky break that her room number had been three, so at least i'm close enough to two if anything starts up again. I tucked around a corner when I noticed Derek coming down the hall, and when he stepped into the room I took residence by the door again. Is it just me or do these two act like they're already in a relationship? The constant teasing and innuendos, it's enough to make someone looking in on them gag, so I could only imagine how their roommate's going to get through the entire trip. What, you thought there were going to be two roommates, those twins? Found out on the bus that those twins backed out of the trip, and from what I understand they're even leaving school at the end of the semester. This would probably be good news for Bree and Derek, or at least it would have been if a spot in their room hadn't been filled already with resident meathead reed young. This probably wouldn't have been a big deal if Bree hadn't made it obvious around school she wants to rip his clothes off, so the three of them alone together should make for some fun times right?

Keeping up with things I want to make a note that room seven should be changed to the clueless room. You all should be thankful I had to use the restroom or I would have never caught Ellie's grand entrance. All I caught was her question about a closet being a wardrobe, and next thing I heard was the door being shut with her in the closet. I could only imagine the look of confusion on poor Abby's face, but then again the entire world confuses that girl so what's new right? This is where I bring in Emeri, Ana's slave / personal assistant, and right as he gets into the room you've got Ellie calling out for Mister Tumnus, a narnia character i've been told. Does she seriously think that she's going to find the magical wardrobe that will transport her from our world to theirs? I bet the administration only put this group together for the comedic value of it all, and for that I thank them because after all the drama i'm going to be gobbling up this group will make quite the dessert of stupidity.

Last but not least I feel I should mention room nine, but honestly I could not stick around there too long with all the talk of shopping and modeling. I'm not sure if Mia and Kaitlyn had ever met before, i'm guessing not considering the introductions between one another, but i'm sure by the end of the trip the two will be best friends! I guess Kait's got to find someone to take her mind off of all the shit that's going on with Chris and Kayla, but it's not going to be easy since along comes the handsome Zane, or Mia's newfound boyfriend more importantly. How hard is it going to be for her to keep her mind off Chris when she sees how cute and happy Mia and Zane are? Having her room with Jackson High's newest couple is like a kick right in the gut, and the only ones laughing about it are all of us while she's laying on the ground in agony. I should start having people bet on how long it'll take before Kaitlyn snaps, and then it's either into the arms of another man again or she'll go crawling back to Chris. I'm hoping for the other man, let's see what other relationships she could ruin with her adultery.

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