LUST

[Mister ''X"]

You read right, Jacksonville is hosting it's first ever charity date auction! Papers are starting to circulate and the buzz about this event is huge. There have been people signing up to be "auctioned off" for the past week, and after looking through the forms the group has picked the top twenty five that they think will bring in the most amount of money. From what I have heard the list is as follows:

CHELSEA JONES , BEN BRENNAN , NEIL FELCONE , BREE JENKINS , STEPHANIE DAVIS , SYDNEY COLLINS , ABIGAIL COLLINS , ELISABETH WALKER , KATIE COLE , NOAH SU , CHARLOTTE NORTH , PRESTON ADRIANI , MILES FAX , ZANDER SLATER , ROBERT HARRINGTON , ELAINE DREW , AIDEN WRIGHT , LANCE WRIGHT , CASSIDY KING , MAXWELL HOLLAND , AMADEUS MORAVEC , ZOIE VALENTINE , ANALEIGH NAVA , KAITLYN TODD , AIDAN JONES

...the only question I have to ask is how in the world do they expect to make money off of that bunch? All I know is that the event is going to be held sometime this weekend and it's going to be pretty huge since the whole city is getting involved, but other than that they're trying to keep it as hush hush as possible.

I have to know, any names up there you're excited about seeing? Anyone you think you'll be placing a bid on? Anyone who shouldn't even be up there and it's a complete joke to see their name? Let me know, might as well make some noise before this weekend right?




[ OOC NOTE : we have reached 15,000 so I have announced the event. we will need a few more days to get the last of the forms in, and we'll also be giving out information about how this is going to work. our admin SHADOWS is in charge of this event. Please if you have any questions let an admin know (on any of our accounts because we log in daily and will see them), and I hope you guys all take the time to place some bids for whoever! Feel free to discuss the 25 in this thread for the next few days, I want to get the hype up about the event! ]

[Mister ''X"]

Did you really think I wasn't going to comment on this auction? You're sadly mistaken. And in case you live in cave, Jacksonville is having a date auction for charity. The teens and locals volunteered to be sold like a piece a meat but are they prime rib or just blah?

First one to be auctioned off was the scarecrow of a girl Chelsea Jones. Seriously, did she even think about this? I mean she probably just signed her name on the sign up sheet because it was colored pink. Well she's there now and was bought for $200 by no not a man, by a girl. Yes a girl. The dweb Kimberly Walker bought her off. Is she lesbian? I don't think so. I think she just needs make up tips.

Miles Fax, a local vet assistant came up to the stand and won over $300 for charity. Who won this guy? Well it was the Jacksonville nurse KennedyAdams. Two failed doctors are getting together for the night to talk about giving ice packs to dogs and kids. Sounds fun. Hope they get a lolipop off this date. Maybe some shots to make this entertaining.

A T.A came after, Katie Cole. This bleached blonde girl probably should have been at the bar taking her clothes off instead of trying to look classy. Hell, a high school kid won her bid for a $200 bid. What are they suppose to do? Go to day care and play with the Flintstones telephone. Christopher Judd should watch out, Kaitlyn Todd can be a storm. This one should be quite interesting.

Fourth and probably the saddest so far is Noah Su. He looked like a zombie going up there and well the crowd probably only bid off pity. He managed to get a score of $200 from a blinded Britney Collins. A high school drop out related to little innocent Abigail Collins. How do I know? I got my sources. Maybe Britney can give some bad to Noah and make him more interesting to me.

We aren't dead yet folks. Now up on the chopping block is my favorite Aubrey Jenkins. Wait what?! Preston and Neil aren't allowed to bid. This auction is beginning to look fun.

[Mister ''X"]

So continuing on from our last update, we begin with Aubrey Jenkins. Without her two dumbass love birds, Preston Adriani and Neil Felcone to bid, she has the time to finally let loose the whore she hid not so well. Right before coming out, she pretty much hit on every male in the building. Desperate or desperate? Well lucky for her, Darius Whitfield won her over. These two should just shack it up and do it already. Is there any other reason why Darius would talk to her? He just wants to hit it and quit it.

Graduate and lonely Neil Felcone came after Bree. He was another one that I wanted to punch out there. Quiet and boring at first. Right up until Bree cheered him on. She probably sent him a rush of lust because right after that , he took off his shirt. Please man, put it back on. Well someone seemed to have liked it because he was won over by a Susanna Marsh. Who is this girl? I dont' know but good luck trying to get him to pay attention to you. Bree has him wrapped all over his fingers.


Aint this lucky? Preston Adriani came after a Bree and Neil. Well his auction up there was a common one. He didn't take off his shirt or anything. He was just won over by a bitch named Summer Dubois. Another guy under Bree's control. This girl better know how to put out if she wants his attention. Unless she wants to hear him blabber all night about Bree this and Bree that. I almost feel sorry for the girl. Almost.

Charlotte North came after the three and I gotta say, her bidder was a shock. Carter Andrews got a hold of her tonight. AND he is wearing boy's clothes. Does Tim Wright know about this Carter? When will these 2 just fucking fuck for god sakes. Gotta give Carter some props though, he went for a real girl for once. By tomorrow it's going to go back to the same old Tim and Carter love fest, I got my puking bucket ready. Charlie, hope your prepared tonight.

Oh, why I am not surprised with this crappy auction. Abigail Collins. First of all, is she really a senior? Swear she looks like a 12 year old. Another shy bird going up there. All she said was hi. I just wished someone would have pushed her off the stage and went on with this crap. Her and Noah just seemed crappy at this. Who let them in again? Well some psycho, Eleanor Prewitt got her lucky date. Please give her some drugs or something Eleanor, she needs to look older.

Ben Brennan. Ben, ben, ben. Why the fuck did you come out in swimming trucks or that shit you wore. Seriously. This isn't the local crappy motel where you're gonna get laid in the pool. This mechanic just had to come up wearing shit and who did he get for it? The third and oldest Collins girl Sydney Collins. Well she's getting lucky tonight. For 2 seconds.

I laughed at this auction. I really did. Elisabeth Walker was bought by a freshie. Yes, a freshmen. Angelus Baker. Isn't he still 13? Oh god, I feel as if the cops gotta look into this. Teletubbies marathon for them? Wiggles concert? This is some funny shit here. The girl gotta baby sit some poor kid. Please don't abuse him.

And last one for the moment, Kayla Todd aka the stripper dancer in training. Yea folks, she danced on a pole. She's practicing for her job after high school. Forget that acting shit, she's going where the big bucks are at. Well of course she caught the attention of one Jessie Flourite. Is he finally going to do her? I seriously hope so. I can't stand hearing them fight anymore. Maybe he's gonna get a private dancer. Who knows.