SHE'S SO HEAVY (the sinister ex-girlfriend)

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TIM'S PROFILE ; TIM'S PLOT PAGE

This is Tim. Tim is lovely. Tim wouldn't hurt a fly... which is why he needs the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend. See, right now, Tim is happy. But soon, his life is going to be changed. And, in the midst of this change, Miss Evil Mastermind will rise up from the ashes of his past to make her triumphant, notorious return. Just a warning: this will probably be quite the extensive ad, so sit down, make yourself comfortable, and get ready for a rather ...'interesting' read.

Let's start with their history. Tim grew up in New York City, as did the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend. Except, back then, she was the Apparently Normal Girlfriend. They were fifteen years old when they started dating. Tim, being Tim, was quite the gentleman: funny, charming, sweet, friendly. She probably always thought he was a bit of a wimp, but he did what she wanted him to do and that worked for her. In fact, sometime during May of their sophomore year in high school, she even went so far as to give him her v-card. However, after this most momentous occasion, things turned sour...

See, Tim had a best friend, and that best friends' name was Carter Andrews. Tim is also bi, as is Carter. The two had been friends for as long as either of them could remember, and were practically inseparable. In fact, Carter was the only thing that could drag Tim away from the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend, getting into all sorts of trouble from which only Tim could save him. Even the night when Tim and his Sinister Ex-Girlfriend lost their virginities, Tim received a phone call from Carter and ran off, leaving her without a moment's hesitation. Obviously, the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend hated Carter's guts... especially when, not two weeks later, Tim broke up with her for reasons never fully explained. The Sinister Ex-Girlfriend (rightfully) blamed Carter, and would have made his life a living hell had he not been sent off to Jackson High, dragging Tim along with him for the final two years of high school.

Of course, as I mentioned, she was still the Apparently Normal Girlfriend when Carter and Tim disappeared from the streets of NYC. However, over the next two years, she never really got over what Tim had done to her, which is why she transformed into the Angry Ex-Girlfriend. And, when she heard that Tim and Carter were openly dating in their new home, the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend was born. One night, she received a phone call. On the other end of the line was a man. This man was none other than Archibald Roger Andrews, estranged father of Carter Andrews and filthy rich, big-shot lawyer. Mr. Andrews, you see, does not like the fact that his son is in a homosexual relationship. He also does not like the fact that his son has threatened to blacken his spotless name on countless occasions. And so, following the reports of a private detective he hired, Mr. Andrews decided to enlist the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend in his efforts to make Carter's life a living hell. This was, of course, the opportunity she'd been looking for: a chance to take revenge on Carter, to win Tim back, and to earn a shitload of money in the process. Without a moment's hesitation, she packed her bags and drove off to Jacksonville.

Meanwhile, a lot of bad stuff is about to go down, giving Mr. Andrews the window of opportunity he so desperately needs. See, Tim works a lot. He gets involved in things. And he doesn't really like the fact that Carter is often childish and irresponsible. Because of this, Carter began to feel isolated, bored and lonely. Tim was never around to do damage control, and eventually it got to the point where Carter couldn't take it any more; he found himself in a bar with an attractive stranger (Mathias Rhodes), and one thing led to another, and he cheated on Tim. Tim will soon find out and, when that happens, Mr. Andrews will give the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend the green light for Operation Ultimate Revenge. With Tim emotionally crippled, his Sinister Ex-Girlfriend will enter his life once more.

Now, in order for Operation Ultimate Revenge to succeed, the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend must be each of the following: manipulative, sneaky, sly, slightly crazy and a good liar. She will offer Tim the companionship he needs, acting like a loving, caring, shoulder-to-lean-on-type friend. She'll listen diligently to his angry outbursts and extensive laments. And, eventually, she'll seduce him, rekindling the old flame that, in her opinion, never really went out. Once she has secured him as her own, the real fun begins; her whole purpose is to alienate Tim from Carter, and she will do just that, ensuring that the rift between them only grows wider. Meanwhile, she will try to transform Tim into her most prized minion, giving him many an evil idea. For example, she will plant the seed which leads to his attempts to tear Matt and Carter apart... basically, she'll take our nice, well-meaning Timothy and turn him into a low, mean, unfeeling douchebag.

Sounds fun, right? But wait, there's more! Our Sinister Ex-Girlfriend also has a half brother, who moved to New York from England about a year ago. We're still working out his details, so don't worry about that too much... basically, he comes with her to Jacksonville because he has nothing better to do with his life. The Sinister Ex-Girlfriend will introduce him to Tim, who will (with her persuasion, of course), come up with the brilliant idea to use her brother in his plans. It'll go along the lines of her brother trying to steal Matt away from Carter. Yes, one big, giant, gay orgy of tragedy. And, as the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend, you will be sitting happily above it all, pulling the strings with the skills of a master puppeteer. At least, until the brother grows a heart, Tim and Carter finally sleep together, and your Sinister Ways are exposed.

I know, it sounds really complicated. But if you're looking for a wild ride, and the chance to be one of the most Sinister and Evil characters in this game, you should seriously consider taking this up.

Also, I suppose I should mention the nitty, gritty details. Play-bys and such. Here's the information for the characters involved:
Tim, controlled by Kitty (me), with the face of Danny Jones
Carter, controlled by Heather, with the face of Dougie Poynter
Mathias, controlled by Tay, with the face of Tom Felton

Her brother may or may not be Matthew Lewis =D

As for the Sinister Ex-Girlfriend herself, I was thinking someone with dark hair and blue or green eyes. She can't be loud about her evil ways.. she must be seductive and smooth, like a snake. Play-bys that would work include Michelle Trachtenberg (have you seen her in Gossip Girl? Perfect!), Lindsay Lohan (I just love to hate her sometimes no offense), Elizabeth Gillies... Michelle is probably my first choice, just because I already see her in the Sinister light, but if you've got your heart set on somebody else, go ahead. Also, the girlfriend should be eighteen, or turning eighteen this year, and her hometown must be New York City. It would probably be easiest to have her as a local, but if you want to make her a college student, that works, too. Also, I kind of see her having a messed up home life... maybe her parents aren't really there, or they fight all the time, something like that.

I realize this is a lot of information. I will be on vacation from August 2 to 9, and I am putting this ad up now because I don't want to be scrambling to find someone at the last minute. So, if you have any questions, you can either PM me and wait a while, or PM Heather. I trust her judgement mostly, so she should be able to help you sort things out.

Note: this is a DESPERATELY NEEDED, LONG-TERM character. So, if you're planning on dropping her like a hot potato, please don't bother getting our hopes up. And, if you know you'll be able to play her right to the bitter, ugly, dramatic, fantastic end, we will love you forever and welcome you with open arms!

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This probably just got snagged, because apparently Heidi gets things done.

[heidiannbecker]

Im beast Kitty, didn't you know??