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Post by Mister ''X" on Dec 7, 2011 10:31:51 GMT -5
Jacksonville, Jacksonville, Jacksonville. I almost left you for good, even went away for the entire summer, but something forced me to come back and take a look around. I wanted to see what my favorite people were up to, and I hate to admit it but i'm fairly surprised. I always thought that this city was never going to interest me, but as I sit back i'm mildly impressed with all of you. Thanks for giving me a reason to write about your pathetic asses! I know you could care less about my summer so let's get down to what happened while I was gone!
Is it just me or is MELISSA WRIGHT glowing? Could it have anything to do with that bouncing bundle of joy in her belly? I couldn't find out the sex of the baby, but what I did find out is that boyfriend RHYS HALE isn't even the father! I never do this but I like that Hale guy so i'm going to give him some advice. RUN! Get the fuck out of there while you can! Chicks got baggage she can't even claim yet, so get out while you still can! He should take a chapter out of his nephew LOGAN HOLBROOK's book and dump that bitch...oh wait, BROOKLYN VANCELETTE was the one who dumped his sorry ass for that boyfriend she's got now. Speaking of, where'd that kid run off to? Abducted by aliens or something, or just realize she's a money hungry hoe and he ran as far from her as possible? I expect a lot more from these people so when I find out anything you'll be the first to know!
In other news it looks like it's finally time for someone to change their facebook status from single to in a relationship. How much more obvious can AUBREY JENKINS and DARIUS WHITFIELD make it to everyone in the city? I heard whispers of it happening during Thanksgiving, so you'd think they were happy in paradise right? If they are so happy why did I see Bree sitting at the bus station alone and ready to board the first bus home? Her bags were packed and who'd she call to say goodbye? This one is going to come as a shocker, but PRESTON ADRIANI was on the receiving end of that call and NoT Derek. The two had a heart to heart at the bus station and things seem to be in order for them, but still you'd think if your girlfriend was thinking of disappearing it'd be you she called instead of another man. Especially one that had such a significance in her past? Think with everything that's going on Bree wants to take a walk down memory lane and re-live her whirlwind romance with Preston? Something tells me to keep these guys in my sights. I just know something is bound to happen.
Another love triangle that i'm interested in is between ALRIC BAKER and the D'agastino sisters. Ricky turned up at a college party when he was found being lead into MERCEDES D'AGASTINO's bedroom. Something tells me he didn't get what he wanted since he came out disappointed, but lucky for her Mere's little sister PARIS D'AGASTINO knows exactly what he wants and gives it to him without hesitation. I saw him heading to the junkyard one night, and we all know who was there working on some losers vehicle. I wasn't in the garage but her being as loose as she is I wouldn't be surprised if they did the nasty right in the backseat. Good for you Ricky, can't get with one so you go and get the other! That's really putting it to them, or just Paris in this case. I'm rooting for the man to get into both the sisters pants, but as long as he's getting laid either way I hope he doesn't ruin it. He's a man though and men always seem to ruin good things, so i'll keep watching this threesome and let people know.
Before I left I remember ABIGAIL COLLINS being happy in some lame ass relationship with that guy, shit I don't even remember his name, but seems he's nowhere to be found these days leaving her to flirt with strangers. DEAN WOODGATE, local teacher, was seen hanging out with her one night after her shift at the Live Lounge. The appropriate sparks were flying and you could tell they were hot for each other, or at least that's what I heard from one of her co-workers. Shit, isn't this supposed to be an anonymous blog? Eh, there are a lot of people working there so i's not like she'll figure out exactly who it was. Could there be trouble in paradise for this couple too and Abby is exploring her options? Perhaps that boyfriend of hers was sick of getting strung along with no chance of sex so he disappeared. I wouldn't be surprised if someone finds him laying dead in a ditch outside some brothel. She's not the only Collins sister who seems to be getting out and mingling. SYDNEY COLLINS was seen hanging around basketball player MAX RICHARDS after one of their games. Could she make her crush anymore obvious? I'm surprised she didn't walk around with a bucket all night to catch that drool as she stared at his biceps. Those Collins sisters, they have no clue what they're getting themselves into, but i'll keep you all posted.
Someone I haven't reported on in a while is KENNEDY ADAMS, but could you blame me when she hasn't done anything? She is one of the most boring around Jacksonville, but I have a feeling things are going to start looking up. Word on the street is that someone from her past is in town and things can get very interesting. Maybe we should ask STEPHANIE DAVIS if it really is the RODNEY BROOKES from back in Point Pleasant. I did some snooping and it's a fun story between them that's worth sharing. Rodney and Kennedy used to date, she was a hoe and slept with someone else, and broke his heart when he found out she was knocked up. Sucks for her because they'd never had sex so she couldn't blame the baby on him, so not being able to face anymore he ran with his tail between his legs. Don't I make trips down memory lane so much fun? With him and her back in the same place I wonder what's going to happen. Too bad old Lance wasn't here to make this even more fun. Damnit, can't people just stop living in the past?
Oh shit, I almost forgot about two other people I wanted to talk about. They have taken up permanent residence in these blogs, so it wouldn't be fair if I didn't bring them up this time too. KEAGAN RICHARDS is back in town after being gone for a month, and where do people see his car parked on his first night back? DEXTER CAMPBELL's house, but really who didn't see that one coming? If these two aren't gay for each other i'll eat my fucking shorts, but wait there's a new part of the equation that's starting to change the dynamics. Keagan has introduced the city to a girlfriend ARISTAH DE'LANEY, and to make things even better he's spending less time with Dexter. If those two were dating why would he be prancing around with some bitch on his arm? Something is off about all of this, but both Keagan and Aristah look really happy together so maybe it's for real. Has anyone seen Dexter these days though? If Keagan's so happy you'd think a good friend like Dexter would be happy for him, but he looks more miserable than before! I didn't even know that was possible! What the fuck is going on with this little clan? Someone figure it out and let me know, but until then we're just going to have to wait for someone to slip up and tell us something. I know there's some juicy shit in with these guys so we're just going to have to wait.
I don't want to use up all my information on this first blog, so expect another group of people at the end of the week. There is a LOT more going on around here that you guys need to know about, so stay tuned for the good shit. This is stuff that you're not going to get anywhere else, so the only way to stay connected is to read this damn thing from start to finish. With me just getting back i'm going to need some rats again, so if you have information please send it via PM to this account. I will keep you anonymous and you'll be able to expose the shit out of those around you. Sounds like a good time to me. I'm out of here for now!
Until next time,
X
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